In my many years of experiencing no social interaction outside my house, I often found myself wrapped up in a book – usually young adult “You need to actually read the classics”
Tag: opinion
What are YOU thinking?
Week 001: What does NDSU need? Yes, you! Welcome to our newest column, where every week I pose one question to randomly selected students I “What are YOU thinking?”
Why do we have to be so divided?
Campus is a spider web of special people I wish there was something on this campus that helped other people learn about each other. Making “Why do we have to be so divided?”
Dirt is Underrated
My favorite substance of all time. This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This “Dirt is Underrated”
Who will win the 2024 election?
People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions
Modern problems require ancient solutions This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know “Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions”
Children deserve to live unless they’re a minority?
How does this make sense? The year is 2024. The Stonewall riots happened in 1969, the NOH8 campaign was created in 2009, and gay marriage “Children deserve to live unless they’re a minority?”
Thrift Stores: A Shopping Haven
Everyone knows that consumerism is a problem in the United States, but what about mass manufacturing? The way I see it, we should let people “Thrift Stores: A Shopping Haven”