This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know you all know what I’m “The Secret Grove Should Stay Secret”
Author: Evelyn Feyerherm
Why Are There Dorms Without Refrigerators?
The Case for A Fridge Stockbridge Hall has no dormitory-accessible refrigerator. I have been to hall government meetings and brought up this fact. Unfortunately, it “Why Are There Dorms Without Refrigerators?”
A New NDSU
An Introduction Dear Reader, I presume you are likely faculty or staff. Our student reader numbers are low, and we all know who is a “A New NDSU”
Beware the Consultation Firm
NDSU Transform is not what it seems. NDSU Transform sucks. There, I said it. No one understands what it is and that makes it all “Beware the Consultation Firm”
Have you guys heard of Olivia Rodrigo?
Have you guys heard of Olivia Rodrigo? She’s, like, super underground. Kind of the shining star of angsty pop? An artist who is actually open “Have you guys heard of Olivia Rodrigo?”
You need to actually read the classics
In my many years of experiencing no social interaction outside my house, I often found myself wrapped up in a book – usually young adult “You need to actually read the classics”
Read Kids’ Books!
On a severely underrated genre When I was a kid – and albeit still today -I loved dragons. A hyper intelligent, kind, magical, flying creature? “Read Kids’ Books!”
Cars Don’t Have to Be Just Black or White
Personally, when I look out on the sea of parking here at NDSU I would love for there to be more color. Why does every “Cars Don’t Have to Be Just Black or White”