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The Academy Awards switches from an award show to a wrestling match

Abigail Faulkner April 1, 2022 No Comments

Inspired by Will Smith and Chris Rock After the nearly show-stopping confrontation on live television of Chris Rock and Will Smith’s little scuffle, the Academy “The Academy Awards switches from an award show to a wrestling match”

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Food from the Earth

Courtney Entzi April 1, 2022 No Comments

Organic all natural cookies I have been perfecting this recipe for years now and I finally feel it is good enough to share. Do not “Food from the Earth”

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Weekly Horoscope

Courtney Entzi April 1, 2022 No Comments

Get to know your sign and change your behavior Aries Known as the off-brand Leo, Aries are often seen as the most annoying fire sign. “Weekly Horoscope”

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How to ruin Thanksgiving

Delaney Halloran November 17, 2021 No Comments

A guide to a much more entertaining holiday We all know the trope about how family holidays can be; the big fights, overturned dinner plates, “How to ruin Thanksgiving”

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Halloween is the sexiest holiday

Delaney Halloran October 27, 2021 No Comments

The definitive list of holidays by sex-appeal I know the question on everyone’s mind these days: What makes a holiday sexy? — No? This hasn’t “Halloween is the sexiest holiday”

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Are you really pro-life?

Delaney Halloran September 5, 2019 No Comments

If you are, you should be just as outraged about children locked in cages as you are about abortions The topic of female bodily autonomy “Are you really pro-life?”

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I want a trade away from The Spectrum

Taylor Schloemer March 28, 2019 No Comments

After three years, it is time for a change The last three years have been a hell of a ride. Between the road trips to “I want a trade away from The Spectrum”

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NDSU football team welcomed to White Castle by president

Leif Jonasson March 4, 2019 No Comments

President Trump fumbles briefings and causes Twitter backlash All of North Dakota feels honored as the 45th president, Donald Trump, has welcomed the North Dakota “NDSU football team welcomed to White Castle by president”

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