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Make America Gay Again

Winnie Weninger April 1, 2022 No Comments

We need to stop acting like ‘straight’ is okay I have lived in a red state for my entire life, and there is one main “Make America Gay Again”

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Be more selfish

Patrick Ullmer April 1, 2022 No Comments

How to make life better by being unkind to others To live a long and happy life, I think completely of myself. With the clamor “Be more selfish”

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Breed the Herd; the dating app taking campus by storm

Courtney Entzi April 1, 2022 No Comments

A look into the new dating app strictly for NDSU students Dean Bresciani recently announced NDSU’s plans to release a new dating app specifically for “Breed the Herd; the dating app taking campus by storm”

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Charlie Woods commits to NDSU Golf

Andrew Haugland April 1, 2022 No Comments

After a dominating performance during the PNC Championship, Charlie Woods has decided to take his talents to NDSU. Woods signed his letter of intent to “Charlie Woods commits to NDSU Golf”

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North Dakota lawmakers finally do something productive

Abigail Faulkner April 1, 2022 No Comments

State Bill 69420 In North Dakota, abortion is legal, but Republican lawmakers have been talking about reducing abortion effectively. After consulting women’s rights groups, conducting “North Dakota lawmakers finally do something productive”

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David Cook: Celebrity turned 15th NDSU President

Anne Kesler April 1, 2022 No Comments

Dr. Cook reveals his past success in the music industry Now that the 15th President of NDSU, Dr. David Cook, is setting up for his “David Cook: Celebrity turned 15th NDSU President”

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The Academy Awards switches from an award show to a wrestling match

Abigail Faulkner April 1, 2022 No Comments

Inspired by Will Smith and Chris Rock After the nearly show-stopping confrontation on live television of Chris Rock and Will Smith’s little scuffle, the Academy “The Academy Awards switches from an award show to a wrestling match”

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Food from the Earth

Courtney Entzi April 1, 2022 No Comments

Organic all natural cookies I have been perfecting this recipe for years now and I finally feel it is good enough to share. Do not “Food from the Earth”

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