This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. Hey Bison! This weekend was so nice! “Things To Do In the Warm Weather”
Author: Ellie Keppel
Coffee Review Series: Scooter’s Coffee
Hello, Bison! It has been a minute since I did a coffee review, so here we go! Today, I chose a coffee shop that is “Coffee Review Series: Scooter’s Coffee”
The Benefits of Mission Trips
Hello, Bison! I sincerely hope that everyone had an amazing spring break whether that consisted of a fun getaway, time at home, or something else! “The Benefits of Mission Trips”
Coffee Review Series: Youngblood Coffee Roasters
Hello, Bison! Happy week before spring break! This has been a weird first quarter of the semester. The lack of winter but adequate stress is “Coffee Review Series: Youngblood Coffee Roasters”
Midterm Musician Recommendations
Well, folks, welcome to week 7! We are almost halfway through the semester! As bittersweet as that is, because midterms are coming up, this is “Midterm Musician Recommendations”
Album Review: “Ultrapure” by Briston Maroney
This weekend, I was lucky enough to go to a concert! I was graced by the presence of my beautiful editor, Hailey(not sucking up at “Album Review: “Ultrapure” by Briston Maroney”
A Coffee Review: Ladybug Latte
Happy Valentine’s week! This week could either be one of the most joyful or lonely weeks of the year. Either way, I think a great “A Coffee Review: Ladybug Latte”
The Mandolin: No, It’s Not a Ukelele
Raise your hand if you have heard of a mandolin. I expect no hands. No one has heard of a mandolin. Lucky for you, though, “The Mandolin: No, It’s Not a Ukelele”