In my many years of experiencing no social interaction outside my house, I often found myself wrapped up in a book – usually young adult “You need to actually read the classics”
Category: Opinion
Tackles a wide assortment of issues ranging from NDSU’s campus to international
Why do we have to be so divided?
Campus is a spider web of special people I wish there was something on this campus that helped other people learn about each other. Making “Why do we have to be so divided?”
Who will win the 2024 election?
People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions
Modern problems require ancient solutions This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know “Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions”
Dirt is Underrated
My favorite substance of all time. This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This “Dirt is Underrated”
“Days of Girlhood” is fine, you guys are just transphobic
Some thoughts on Dylan Mulvaney’s recent single Last week, influencer Dylan Mulvaney joined the ranks of so many internet personalities and began her music career, ““Days of Girlhood” is fine, you guys are just transphobic”
Thrift Stores: A Shopping Haven
Everyone knows that consumerism is a problem in the United States, but what about mass manufacturing? The way I see it, we should let people “Thrift Stores: A Shopping Haven”
Children deserve to live unless they’re a minority?
How does this make sense? The year is 2024. The Stonewall riots happened in 1969, the NOH8 campaign was created in 2009, and gay marriage “Children deserve to live unless they’re a minority?”