LAURA ELLEN BRANDJORD | Photo Courtesy The NDSU Bookstore is looking to capitalize on the resurgence of vinyl in a unique way. In an announcement Monday, the campus bookstore revealed the addition of “Legacy LPs” to their vinyl record…

Hey Minnesota United, I would just like offer up my services. I would like to become manager of the Loons. It really can’t be as hard as the current group is making it seem. Here is my resume. I…

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Hitting theaters Christmas 2020, a harrowing tale of a guy trying to crawl out from under his dad’s shadow, not directed by Mel Gibson though. Disney has just put a patent on the New Testament for their next feel…

The wellness center has officially made the move that will save millions of people’s eyes. Over this past weekend, after the cries from some dumb student journalist, the wellness center will officially require at least three items of winter…

Worse than the current shortage of cash in Hyderabad ATMs, the flourishing tech city is currently experiencing its second week of Dosa shortage. In an event fit for the most traumatic of apocalyptic narratives, the mass exodus of citizens…

I am a rock. I am an island (of cool. The only cool thing in Brookings, S.D.). I am a rock. Sorry. I get all my kicks from cheap jokes because there is literally nothing redeeming about this place….