Dear readers, I come to you today with incredible news for liberals everywhere! The brave ecological warriors of America have at last succeeded in outlawing “GMOs Finally Banned”
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4 Rules to Keep in Mind for Eating in College
Through the last year of my collegiate career, I have learned to evade starvation by budgeting money for food. But not just any food, I want “4 Rules to Keep in Mind for Eating in College”
Local Satirist Stockpiles Articles about Mass Shootings
Dear readers, Hello my friends. I come before you today in hopes that I can help you understand a bit more about my line of “Local Satirist Stockpiles Articles about Mass Shootings”
Revenge at its Finest
Revenge is a dish best served cold. In the case of “The Revenant,” revenge is best served after a deadly bear attack, the murder of “Revenge at its Finest”
Foreign Empire Annexes the United States
Dear readers, While I hope you all enjoyed your break, I am tasked with greeting you with grave news indeed. Word has reached my ears “Foreign Empire Annexes the United States”
Choosing the best battery case
If you studied Mandarin anytime after the mid 2000s, there’s a good chance you’ve heard of ChinesePod. The popular podcast series, which features free conversational “Choosing the best battery case”
Chinese startups crack the US
Indiegogo is set to reveal a program to help Chinese hardware startups launch in the US. The pilot program – the first of its kind “Chinese startups crack the US”
When is the Champions League draw? Times, seeds and round dates
Where? UEFA headquarters in Nyon. Sky Sports News HQ will bring you details of the draw – or you can follow it with our live “When is the Champions League draw? Times, seeds and round dates”