Hey Minnesota United, I would just like offer up my services. I would like to become manager of the Loons. It really can’t be as “Name Me MNUFC Manager, How Hard Can it Be?”
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The Rectum Calls for Impeachment of Student Body President
The editors of The Rectum call upon the student court and senate to immediately impeach North Dakota State Student Body President Spencer Moir (pictured) for “The Rectum Calls for Impeachment of Student Body President”
Indie Bands’ Vocals Go from Indistinguishable to Complete Gibberish
We are currently living in a period of great societal change, a cosmic rift, a Renaissance if you will. Indie bands are now so indie “Indie Bands’ Vocals Go from Indistinguishable to Complete Gibberish”
Disney to Copyright New Testament
Hitting theaters Christmas 2020, a harrowing tale of a guy trying to crawl out from under his dad’s shadow, not directed by Mel Gibson though. “Disney to Copyright New Testament”
President Dean Bresciani Discovers His First Name Is Dean
North Dakota State’s president now knows his full name, thanks to some help from a local accountant. “I was filing my tax returns, and the “President Dean Bresciani Discovers His First Name Is Dean”
Wellness Center to Pull Strings on Cut-offs
The wellness center has officially made the move that will save millions of people’s eyes. Over this past weekend, after the cries from some dumb “Wellness Center to Pull Strings on Cut-offs”
Bison Abroad | Mass City Exodus in Dosa Disaster
Worse than the current shortage of cash in Hyderabad ATMs, the flourishing tech city is currently experiencing its second week of Dosa shortage. In an “Bison Abroad | Mass City Exodus in Dosa Disaster”
Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down
I am a rock. I am an island (of cool. The only cool thing in Brookings, S.D.). I am a rock. Sorry. I get all “Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down”