This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. “A Menace”, “Curly-Haired Looney”, many call him. “Bring Me The Head of Lucas Freeberg!”
Professors are Secretly Aliens
What your professors aren’t telling you This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. Do “Professors are Secretly Aliens”
The Secret Grove Should Stay Secret
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know you all know what I’m “The Secret Grove Should Stay Secret”
Locally Sourced Face Mask Everyone Should Try
Author’s Note: This article is completely satirical, written for our April Fool’s edition of The Spectrum. Please do not follow the advice written in this “Locally Sourced Face Mask Everyone Should Try”
NDSU Releases Plans for Dining Center Renovations
This week NDSU announced that, thanks to a new grant from an anonymous donor, they will be starting renovations on the West and Residence dining “NDSU Releases Plans for Dining Center Renovations”
Last-Minute Candidate Announces Campaign for Student Body President
The time to vote for Student Body President is just around the corner at NDSU, and up until now only two candidates and their respective “Last-Minute Candidate Announces Campaign for Student Body President”
Baseball Upsets #1 Tennessee 5-4
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special, April Fools edition. The NDSU baseball team took down the “Baseball Upsets #1 Tennessee 5-4”
Top 5 Comedy Movies
Author’s Note: this is a satirical article for the April Fools’ edition meant to poke fun at movie lists online that do not always accurately “Top 5 Comedy Movies”