Weekly Horoscope

Get to know your sign and change your behavior

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Aries

Known as the off-brand Leo, Aries are often seen as the most annoying fire sign. Take this week to work on your listening skills.

Taurus

Taurus is an earth sign who has about as much to share as a rock. Learn from your silence and try to say your first sentence this week. 

Gemini

You pride yourself on your witts, but many find you to be too-faced and fake.

Cancer

The most toxic sign, Cancer, is known for their harsh and rude behavior. Cancers are led by intense emotion but should take this week to get over themselves.

Leo

People find you incredibly conceited which you often mistake for self-confidence. Try to take some time to think about anyone but yourself this week. 

Virgo

See Taurus.

Libra

Libras make the best friends, because they are the biggest pushovers. Grow a pair this week.

Scorpio

Scorpio AKA the ‘sus’ sign is unpredictable. Cancers seem to be the scariest signs but others should watch out for the Scorpio in their midst. Scorpios should take this week to drop all the silent grudges they have been holding for years.

Sagittarius

Sagittariuses are the smartest sign but are too bubbly for people to listen to. This week Sagittarius should stop being so freakishly happy. 

Capricorn

Capricorns are known for being responsible, practical and respectful. Take time this week to stop being so boring.

Aquarius

Aquarius is the self proclaimed quirky sign with a savior complex. Try not to tell anyone about political beliefs this week.

Pisces

The weirdest sign takes home in Pisces. Just stop being so mysterious this week.

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