Inspired by Will Smith and Chris Rock

After the nearly show-stopping confrontation on live television of Chris Rock and Will Smith’s little scuffle, the Academy Awards announced that they will be changing from an award show to a wrestling match in which viewers can watch Hollywood’s elite beat the crap out of each other. 

After years of decreasing ratings, “The Academy recognizes that this is simply an opportunity not to pass on.” The conversion of the show will make it ultimately more profitable for the company and more entertaining for the viewer. Viewers will also be able to vote for who they think the winner of the night may be!

This next year’s theme will also be actors versus comedians. Wonder how they came up with that? Smack talk is encouraged. Maybe everyone will have each other’s wives name in their mouths.