Horoscopes With Love

We know if your Valentine’s Day ends in smiles or tears

Aries: March 21-April 19
You’ve always gotten your way in some way, shape or form. You’ve always made sure you got your way. Valentine’s Day is no different, just more disappointing. Your significant other will do something very nice, and you might be satisfied. That is until the next day when you hear what your best friend’s boyfriend did. Then suddenly, what your partner did doesn’t seem that special. What happened? Will you ever be content? In life, love or anything?

Taurus: April 20-May 20
Taurus, your stubborn ways and lack of effort may not result in the type of day you had in mind. In fact, you might end up having a heavy workload to catch up with today or tomorrow because you’ve been neglecting your homework for too long. Sure, Valentine’s Day is supposed to be a romantic celebration, but don’t you have homework to do?

Gemini: May 21-June 20
Let’s face it, Gemini, you will never be satisfied. Your two-sided ways leave you with an empty feeling in the pit of your stomach, even if you’re with someone you care about on the day of love. Let me ask you something, Gemini. When’s the last time you cared as much about your friends as you do about finding love? Maybe it’s better for you to have a Galentine’s Day instead (or a bromance filled V-day, whatever).

Cancer: June 21-July 22
Overworked and underpaid, am I right? Unlike some of the masses, you happen to work yourself for your own enjoyment, however that works. Consider returning favors to those you really appreciate around this time. Give your friends a hug or a pat on the back, grab a box of chocolates for that special someone or just spend some quality alone. Put those you love first. Valentine’s Day doesn’t need to be romantic, but it certainly must be an expression of love in some way. Give some love to those who have been supporting you.

Leo: July 23-Aug. 22
It’s been rough on you lately, Leo. Life just hasn’t been going your way. This day probably won’t be much different unless you consciously choose to make it a good day (easier said than done). Pull up your favorite trash show to binge watch, grab your beverage of choice and make yourself a special meal, and yes, ice cream counts as a meal. Kick back and relax; you deserve it.

Virgo: Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Get out there, Virgo. Instead of being alone and sulking, or even a quiet night in with that special someone, go out and enjoy the town. After all, you’ve always loved to take in the scenery. Thank gosh that box of chocolates is easily transportable because your adventure about town is going to be awesome.

Libra: Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Though you’ve never been the most romantic person on the planet, when you know, you know. Is someone special just around the corner? If you feel the need to go all out with some sweet gesture, you might have found the one you’re looking for. Go for it! Do that sweet thing. Go on that date. Follow your gut. Woo that special someone.

Scorpio: Oct. 23-Nov. 21
You aren’t one for romantic semantics, Scorpio. If anything, you avoid them like the plague. Unfortunately, not everybody seems to feel that disgust for human contact that you do. Appease the ones around you by giving them just an inch of wiggle room. This day may be special for them, even if it’s not for you. Suggest a version of a date you’re interested in so your partner isn’t left guessing.

Sagittarius: Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Valentine’s Day has always been tricky for you. You don’t want to buy into the Hallmark holiday aspect, but you do want to show your partner affection. Get out of your comfort zone and try something new with your partner. If you’re alone for Valentine’s Day, try something new on your own. Right now is the best time to branch out.

Capricorn: Dec. 22-Jan. 19
Hello Capricorn, your challenge this Valentine’s Day will be to contain your disgust at the lovey-dovey PDA couples. Don’t worry, you can watch whatever gory horror film you want in theaters or in your home and imagine the characters are those couples. Until then, sit tight and bite your tongue. No need to ruin their day, after all, tomorrow will be just another day.

Aquarius: Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Ah, to have the sign of the lover. Because it’s Aquarius season every Valentine’s Day, you’ve never struggled to make it through this day, Aquarius. This year will be no different. You know how to do Valentine’s Day, and you will make it just as epic as the past years. Don’t be too harsh on those last-minute date requests.

Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20
After your recent fling, you can’t help but ache for the touch of a lover this Valentine’s Day. Rest assured, an animal cuddle is just as good as a human cuddle. Also, rest assured that there are far more single people out there than couples. We’ve got them out numbered. Just stay warm, make some cookies and know that you can buy your own box of chocolates.

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