People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
Author: Katie Leier
No Joke: The Origins of April Fool’s Day
The funny holiday has French roots Author’s Note: Research is credited to the French Moments webpage, Travel France Online and French Together. April Fool’s Day, “No Joke: The Origins of April Fool’s Day”
Newspapers Don’t Deserve to Die
In print or online, the newspaper has been a staple for centuries Not so long ago, I aged myself fifty or sixty years when I “Newspapers Don’t Deserve to Die”
Praise of Pandas
These large, lovable bears have a national holiday all to themselves Author’s Note: Research is credited to the National Day Calendar and World Wildlife. This “Praise of Pandas”
Money Saving Hacks
Ways to stretch your dollars further It’s no secret that life is getting more expensive by the month. All politics aside, inflation, as well as “Money Saving Hacks”
History of Johnny Appleseed
Author’s Note: Research is credited to National Day Calendar, Wikipedia, and Cedar Valley Arboretum and Botanic Gardens. Johnny Appleseed, a larger-than-life myth that some of “History of Johnny Appleseed”
National Minnesota Day
Every state deserves its own holiday and Minnesota is no different. Author’s Note: All information is credited to National Today webpage, Britannica, National Geographic, and “National Minnesota Day”
My Ode to Math
Numbers don’t always number right! Math and me, we struggle. I can safely say that I rarely, if ever, actually understand a higher-level math concept “My Ode to Math”