Welcome, one and all to “The USA-pprentice.” Sick of politics? Sick of lizard people pretending to be humans throwing around crazy accusations of racism, sex-scandals “Welcome to the New Top Reality Show: The USA-pprentice”
Author: Grant Gloe
Don’t be Afraid of the Anti-Antibiotic Buzz
The anti-antibiotics movement has gained some traction lately. The FDA even banned 19 chemicals used in antibacterial soaps. I know this can leave you with “Don’t be Afraid of the Anti-Antibiotic Buzz”
Support Your Third Party Candidates
Well guys, we’ve put up with two candidates who have the highest disapproval rates to date. Not gonna lie, we kinda screwed the pooch on “Support Your Third Party Candidates”
Halloween: What You Loved as a Kid, Just Sexier
Hems are like glaciers: they move a few centimeters every year. And boy, are they a marvel to look upon. Though I feel like we’ve “Halloween: What You Loved as a Kid, Just Sexier”
Cops: The Alarm Clocks of People
There are important facets of life that tend to annoy the hell out of us. Now don’t worry, I’m not going into what lives do “Cops: The Alarm Clocks of People”
Anyone Who Likes Engineering Tests is an Idiot
As any engineer will tell you, a course can seem all fine and dandy until the day of the test when you start to wonder “Anyone Who Likes Engineering Tests is an Idiot”
The Texas Instruments Massacre
As a member of the press, I feel it is my duty to tear down the veil between common folk from the secrets our corporate overlords have “The Texas Instruments Massacre”
College Timeshare
Hello, hello, future investors. It’s about two months into the school year and you may have discovered some things about your current roommates. Maybe they’re “College Timeshare”