Author: Leif Jonasson

I’m just gonna say what everyone’s thinking: plants are idiots. All they do is sit there in the window sill soaking up sun like they “Plants: The Neediest Pets”

Ah hello, my name is Ryan Lochte, I am defined by my name being, Ryan Lochte. I have come out here to North Dakota State “Ryan Lochte Speaks out to NDSU Students”

The stigma is there. I understand the health risks. I know I am slowly killing myself. “Damn I need to stop smoking these sticks.” There “Cigarettes: A Love Story”

Say hello to the era we have created where intelligence goes to die. Hello Narcissism, our name is the United States. I felt the Bern, and “The United States of Narcissism”

From the upperclassmen that will be giving you swirlies in about eight hours, welcome to North Dakota State University. All jokes aside, where is the “Hey, You! Welcome to NDSU”

The world outside your door is beautiful. It requires your attention. It requires your dedication. It requires you to desire it, more than anything you “Engineering Doesn’t Define Me”

Sunday night comes around and I have exhausted every trick. Junk food, already did that. Energy drinks, downed those. Taking breaks, I took one three “As the End of the Semester Nears”

Hello, my name is Erik Jonasson II. I am a sophomore majoring in mechanical engineering and am the Opinion Editor for The Spectrum. I have “Make This Paper Your Paper”