People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
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Children deserve to live unless they’re a minority?
How does this make sense? The year is 2024. The Stonewall riots happened in 1969, the NOH8 campaign was created in 2009, and gay marriage “Children deserve to live unless they’re a minority?”
Thrift Stores: A Shopping Haven
Everyone knows that consumerism is a problem in the United States, but what about mass manufacturing? The way I see it, we should let people “Thrift Stores: A Shopping Haven”
“Days of Girlhood” is fine, you guys are just transphobic
Some thoughts on Dylan Mulvaney’s recent single Last week, influencer Dylan Mulvaney joined the ranks of so many internet personalities and began her music career, ““Days of Girlhood” is fine, you guys are just transphobic”
Newspapers Don’t Deserve to Die
In print or online, the newspaper has been a staple for centuries Not so long ago, I aged myself fifty or sixty years when I “Newspapers Don’t Deserve to Die”
Why you shouldn’t “chase the bag”
My mother told me not to chase money, but I questioned why. My mom always told me not to chase money, but balance. “Where does “Why you shouldn’t “chase the bag””
Money Saving Hacks
Ways to stretch your dollars further It’s no secret that life is getting more expensive by the month. All politics aside, inflation, as well as “Money Saving Hacks”
Make Bad Art!
In defense of creation for creation’s sake The creation of art is an essential aspect of human behavior. All the way back to cave paintings, “Make Bad Art!”