Dear readers, Today’s update is sure to bring peace of mind to any women and minorities reading my work. I am delighted to inform you “Middle-Class White Male Concludes Discrimination Doesn’t Exist”
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Sudoku for April 14
Bison Roundup | April 18
Softball The North Dakota State softball team swept South Dakota State in a weekend Summit League series, winning its games 7-2 and 8-2. Both pitching “Bison Roundup | April 18”
Science Found to be Accurate Regardless of Personal Beliefs
Dear readers, I bring you a story that is sure to send waves through each and every aspect of American life. Despite our noble, proud ability “Science Found to be Accurate Regardless of Personal Beliefs”
Student Body Elections are Nearly Over!
Dear readers, A light has appeared at the end of the tunnel. If you are reading this, we have entered the last day of voting “Student Body Elections are Nearly Over!”
Bison Roundup
The North Dakota State softball team recorded two quality wins over Indiana University Purdue University of Indianapolis this past weekend. Senior Logan Moreland went 6-for-8 “Bison Roundup”
FBI: Bresciani Behind ‘Marz’ Account, Charged with Catfishing
Federal officials Saturday charged the president of NDSU with three counts of online catfishing and sock puppetry, issuing a warrant for his arrest. A source “FBI: Bresciani Behind ‘Marz’ Account, Charged with Catfishing”
Carson Wentz Makes Shocking Spiritual Move
Former North Dakota State star quarterback Carson Wentz shocked the football world earlier this week with a holy statement. “I’ve decided to take my talents “Carson Wentz Makes Shocking Spiritual Move”