I have written previously about my personal battle with mental illness and the importance of asking for help. I want to preface this article by “The Importance of Self-Care”
Author: Jon Lipp
Jon is a Business Administration major who apparently has too much time on his hands. Feel free to tweet him at @The_Papa_Jon to express your disgust with his opinions and humor.
Depression Sucks. College Doesn’t Have To.
To date, my depression has cost me years of peace of mind, more hours of sleep than I can count and the opportunity to watch “Depression Sucks. College Doesn’t Have To.”
Middle-Class White Male Concludes Discrimination Doesn’t Exist
Dear readers, Today’s update is sure to bring peace of mind to any women and minorities reading my work. I am delighted to inform you “Middle-Class White Male Concludes Discrimination Doesn’t Exist”
Science Found to be Accurate Regardless of Personal Beliefs
Dear readers, I bring you a story that is sure to send waves through each and every aspect of American life. Despite our noble, proud ability “Science Found to be Accurate Regardless of Personal Beliefs”
Congratulations to the Fighting Hawks on the Win!
Let me get this out of the way immediately: the University of North Dakota Fighting Hawk’s victory over Quinnipiac was an impressive display of athleticism. The “Congratulations to the Fighting Hawks on the Win!”
Student Body Elections are Nearly Over!
Dear readers, A light has appeared at the end of the tunnel. If you are reading this, we have entered the last day of voting “Student Body Elections are Nearly Over!”
Sanders Finds Reagan, Embraces Conservatism
Dear readers, Today I have the singular pleasure of bringing you my favorite kind of story: a tale of redemption. A redemption so pure and “Sanders Finds Reagan, Embraces Conservatism”
GOP Presidential Nominee Selected by Gladiatorial Combat
Dear readers, The tale I bring today is certainly a dark one, but it must be shared. I recently had the cursed opportunity to witness “GOP Presidential Nominee Selected by Gladiatorial Combat”