Author: Grant Gloe

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM These turkeys lost their jobs posing for Thanksgiving ads. They must now turn to the streets and a life of crime. “Stockings Versus Stuffing: Which Holiday Season Is It?”

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM Creamy cucumber folks, everything else might as well be rubbing alcohol. In this column, we specialize in one thing: being generally “Sorry Science, Meet My Soap”

Coffee, or as it’s commonly referred to, bean broth, is the cure-all for all college problems. Yet I still see so many on-the-fencer and non-partakers “Coffee: the College Coping Mechanism”

PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMONS Tainted candy is the best way to ruin someone’s night. Have you ever had your pumpkins smashed? Your housed egged “The Fake Candy Cookbook”

Have you ever lived in a construction zone? If you lived in Reed-Johnson two years ago, you got to sleep under roof work. It’s not “I’m So Sorry, CME Auditorium”

If there’s one thing you can always count on, it’s Florida being your drunk uncle at the family reunion of states making sure everyone knows “Miami: The Disaster Zone”

I don’t want to generalize the German people, but rather the German language. Personally, I feel it lends itself well to rap. This is a “How Do Germans Not Own Rap?”

Can we be honest about diamonds? Once you get past the “oh wow, oh my, what a honky tonk badonka-rock” of seeing a ring with “A Diamond in The Rough”