The critically acclaimed, Grammy-award winning artist Beyoncé Knowles will be releasing an album soon. Dropping after her single “Formation” caused waves to ripple across the nation.
The singer has never shied away from controversy or collaborations, and this newest album is no different.
Hillary Rodham Clinton, 2016 Democratic frontrunner, has recorded a song with Beyoncé for the artist’s upcoming album. Once Hillary Clinton realized millennials would automatically associate anyone with Beyoncé as cool, her campaign team jumped at the chance to boost her numbers in the polls.
Inside sources state that a member of Hillary’s promotional team reached out to the “Single Ladies” singer with $438 million in an attempt to collaborate.
Despite the fact that Hillary, like most presidential candidates, cannot sing any better than a tone-deaf infant, many presume that she will have a chance to showcase her marginally better rapping abilities. Producers are expected to just record Hillary speaking the words, then digitally speeding them up and adding a back beat in the studio.
When asked about her newest endeavor, Hillary said she was “pumped up for this ‘on fleek’ opportunity to work with her bae.”
“I literally can’t even”, shouted Clinton once she left the studio with Beyoncé after an intense recording session. “Yaaas!”
When Beyoncé was questioned on what her collaboration with Clinton means, all she responded was “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ $$$.” Many presume that this statement means: “I don’t really care that much, I’m getting a lot of money”.
Although Beyoncé hasn’t officially endorsed Hillary for president yet, this song is definitely a clue that Beyoncé might be rooting for Clinton in the coming months. If Queen B officially backs Hillary Clinton, then many millennial democratic voters will have a tough decision to make between their current favorite, Bernie Sanders, and Beyoncé’s favorite.
This announcement surprised many people, especially after Beyoncé made a reference to the Bill Clinton sex scandal in her song “Partition” that came out in 2013. The exact lyrics mention Monica Lewinsky’s name and take a dig at the relationship between the former president and the White House intern.
When asked about the previous Beyoncé controversy, Clinton said articulated through clenched teeth, “Oh, I know my girl was just playing around,” followed by an over-the-top laugh.
Beyoncé’s sixth studio album is expected to be a critical darling, earning praise across the country. Unfortunately, the track Clinton has her cameo on is set to be the most unpopular song on the album.