This article is satirical and fake, including quotes. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. President Cook recently appointed a “Bad Smell On Campus Traced to Giant Pit of Leftovers”
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Student Loses Place in Line for Heart Transplant Due to Too Many Emails
The biggest complaint that NDSU students have had lately is the influx of emails being delivered every day. Often students get up in the morning “Student Loses Place in Line for Heart Transplant Due to Too Many Emails”
Who will win the 2024 election?
People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions
Modern problems require ancient solutions This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know “Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions”
Dirt is Underrated
My favorite substance of all time. This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This “Dirt is Underrated”
Budget Cuts Hit the Spectrum
FARGO, N.D. (AP) – The North Dakota State University student newspaper, The Spectrum, has announced reductions to its staff size as a part of recent “Budget Cuts Hit the Spectrum”
Singles for singles
You’ll be banging more than your head to this playlist For centuries, artists of all genres have been creating heartfelt love songs as they pine “Singles for singles”
North Dakota State University to become Yeehaw University
President Dean Bresciani, Sen. Kevin Cramer participate in unanimous vote In a recent meeting between North Dakota State President Dean Bresciani, the NDUS school board “North Dakota State University to become Yeehaw University”