Congratulations to Hugh Jassol! This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This last month, “NDSU Student Wins Presidential “End-DEI” Award”
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The Best Fashion Trends
A stylish trip down memory lane, whether you like it or not This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual “The Best Fashion Trends”
How to Beat Social Anxiety
Win friends, impress your family, and be the life of the party This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual “How to Beat Social Anxiety”
Bring Me The Head of Lucas Freeberg!
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. “A Menace”, “Curly-Haired Looney”, many call him. “Bring Me The Head of Lucas Freeberg!”
Professors are Secretly Aliens
What your professors aren’t telling you This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. Do “Professors are Secretly Aliens”
The Secret Grove Should Stay Secret
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know you all know what I’m “The Secret Grove Should Stay Secret”
Goodbye South Engineering, Hello More Parking
The NDSU South Engineering is set to be demolished in the summer of 2023. “The building has been a pivotal part of the NDSU identity “Goodbye South Engineering, Hello More Parking”
Budget Cuts Hit the Spectrum
FARGO, N.D. (AP) – The North Dakota State University student newspaper, The Spectrum, has announced reductions to its staff size as a part of recent “Budget Cuts Hit the Spectrum”