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Suspicious Minivan Under Investigation
Fargo Police are investigating a report of a suspicious vehicle in the vicinity of North Dakota State’s main campus. NDSU Police issued an alert notification “Suspicious Minivan Under Investigation”
Top of the Pops
The 12th Annual KNDS Block Party continues the tradition of bringing acts that highlight the contemporary alternative music scene. This year, the campus radio station brings in “Top of the Pops”
NDSU Paintball Club Looks to Smash at National Tournament
Though it’s been a while since we last checked in with North Dakota State’s Paintball Club, the group has been hard at work. One of “NDSU Paintball Club Looks to Smash at National Tournament”
Male Stabbed Twice Sunday on Dakota Drive
Police responded Sunday to a reported stabbing at Thunder Creek Apartments on Dakota Drive, a street where many North Dakota State students reside. Police were “Male Stabbed Twice Sunday on Dakota Drive”
Global Warming is a Myth
Now, I have shied away from a polarizing topic for far too long. Mostly because I know that I don’t have an opinion that many “Global Warming is a Myth”
Purple Pain: Minnesota Swings (And Misses) Edition
The Losesota Twins, I mean the Winlessota Stinkies, I mean the Minnesota Twins first week of the 2016 season didn’t go the way as planned “Purple Pain: Minnesota Swings (And Misses) Edition”
Low Voter Turnout Not Uncommon in Student Body Elections
North Dakota State student body elections have been plagued by low voter turnouts for the last decade. Last week’s elections saw a voter turnout of “Low Voter Turnout Not Uncommon in Student Body Elections”