North Dakota State students awoke today to an upsetting email regarding the spring concert. Those in charge at Campus Attractions admitted they had not booked the “Campus Attractions Goofs, Cover Band for Spring Concert”
Trump Adds Four English-Speaking Nations to Travel Ban
President Trump announced an expansion of his controversial travel ban this week to include the English-speaking countries of Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and the England. Trump cites business “Trump Adds Four English-Speaking Nations to Travel Ban”
English Graduate Publishes Shitty YA Fiction in Desperation
Ever since Max McDonald was seven years old, he’s wanted to write books. He was captivated by a school project that asked students to write a “English Graduate Publishes Shitty YA Fiction in Desperation”
‘Make NDSU ND Again’ Bresciani to Impose Immigration Bill
News out of the president’s house has been scattered, but The Spectrum is reporting that President Dean Bresciani has signed into law his controversial bill “‘Make NDSU ND Again’ Bresciani to Impose Immigration Bill”
Campus Squirrels Riot, Burn Bus
Campus police claim the squirrels on campus are out of control. A demonstration in support of Flat Freddy (who was tragically smashed on Centennial) turned “Campus Squirrels Riot, Burn Bus”
Carson Wentz Quits NFL, Seeks Substitute Teaching Positions
After a lackluster end to his rookie season, Carson Wentz is now facilitating dodgeball matches in Fargo-Moorhead high school gyms. Wentz, the 24-year-old washed-up “Carson Wentz Quits NFL, Seeks Substitute Teaching Positions”
Cass County Sheriff’s Office to Conduct a Sobriety Checkpoint
Police officers from the Cass County Sheriff’s Office in conjunction with officers from the North Dakota Highway Patrol will be conducting a sobriety checkpoint in “Cass County Sheriff’s Office to Conduct a Sobriety Checkpoint”
Faculty Forum Lambastes State Higher Education Leaders
Faculty members had choice words for Bismarck and their boss’s bosses Thursday afternoon at an open forum in the Century Theater. For an hour, some “Faculty Forum Lambastes State Higher Education Leaders”