Worse than the current shortage of cash in Hyderabad ATMs, the flourishing tech city is currently experiencing its second week of Dosa shortage. In an “Bison Abroad | Mass City Exodus in Dosa Disaster”
NFL Changes Make the Game Better
The National Football League is notorious for bad ideas about the rule changes. Most of that is in the fault of the Commissioner Roger Goodell. “NFL Changes Make the Game Better”
Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down
I am a rock. I am an island (of cool. The only cool thing in Brookings, S.D.). I am a rock. Sorry. I get all “Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down”
Fargo Fashion | Match Your Cat
It’s official: purse dogs are out and fancy cats are in. The biggest trend in fashion right now isn’t athleisure, bodysuits or pastels; it’s coordinating “Fargo Fashion | Match Your Cat”
The Great Fargo Potato Famine
Dear Editor: It’s been a challenge, but for the past two months I’ve tried to raise the bar for cheap eating, and for those “The Great Fargo Potato Famine”
Provost Ingram Fights Budget Cuts as Pickled Parrot Bartender
In light of massive budget cuts, North Dakota State Provost Beth Ingram has taken a part-time position at The Pickled Parrot as a bartender, giving “Provost Ingram Fights Budget Cuts as Pickled Parrot Bartender”
The Turf Bought Out by Herd and Horns
Disclaimer: This is totally, 100 percent fake news. It is satire written for our annual April Fool’s edition, The Rectum. It is a joke and “The Turf Bought Out by Herd and Horns”
Burgum to Run for Student Body President, Again
North Dakota’s governor and former North Dakota State student body president, Doug Burgum, has announced his candidacy in the race for student body president. Burgum “Burgum to Run for Student Body President, Again”