This article is satirical and fake, including quotes. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. President Cook recently appointed a “Bad Smell On Campus Traced to Giant Pit of Leftovers”
Freshmen At NDSU Must Now Meet A New Requirement To Maintain Enrollment
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. North Dakota State University is proud to “Freshmen At NDSU Must Now Meet A New Requirement To Maintain Enrollment”
BREAKING: North Dakota State Athletics Announces They Will Be Moving To The Mountain West Conference in 2026
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. In 2004, then-athletic director, Gene Taylor, and “BREAKING: North Dakota State Athletics Announces They Will Be Moving To The Mountain West Conference in 2026”
Men’s Basketball Upsets UConn 71-65 in Round One of March Madness
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. Most people’s brackets are probably busted now “Men’s Basketball Upsets UConn 71-65 in Round One of March Madness”
Group of NDSU Athletes Qualify for Olympics
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. Throughout the men’s and women’s successful seasons, “Group of NDSU Athletes Qualify for Olympics”
Student Loses Place in Line for Heart Transplant Due to Too Many Emails
The biggest complaint that NDSU students have had lately is the influx of emails being delivered every day. Often students get up in the morning “Student Loses Place in Line for Heart Transplant Due to Too Many Emails”
Who will win the 2024 election?
People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions
Modern problems require ancient solutions This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know “Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions”