News out of the president’s house has been scattered, but The Spectrum is reporting that President Dean Bresciani has signed into law his controversial bill “‘Make NDSU ND Again’ Bresciani to Impose Immigration Bill”
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Campus Squirrels Riot, Burn Bus
Campus police claim the squirrels on campus are out of control. A demonstration in support of Flat Freddy (who was tragically smashed on Centennial) turned “Campus Squirrels Riot, Burn Bus”
Carson Wentz Quits NFL, Seeks Substitute Teaching Positions
After a lackluster end to his rookie season, Carson Wentz is now facilitating dodgeball matches in Fargo-Moorhead high school gyms. Wentz, the 24-year-old washed-up “Carson Wentz Quits NFL, Seeks Substitute Teaching Positions”
St. Patrick’s Day for the Rest of the World
As a bearded, Irish ginger, I begrudgingly love St. Paddy’s Day. I’m old/tall enough not to be treated like a leprechaun, but people assuming I “St. Patrick’s Day for the Rest of the World”
NDSU’s Self Driving Cars
North Dakota State University students are developing security technology in the self-driving car industry. For the past four months six undergraduate students have been working “NDSU’s Self Driving Cars”
Dealing With Roommate Lovin’ Time in 3 Easy Steps
Oh man guys, this is my specialty. When I lived in in the dorms last year, my roommate’s girlfriend was essentially our third roommate. I “Dealing With Roommate Lovin’ Time in 3 Easy Steps”
How to Talk to Your Crush 101
Ah yes, Valentine’s Day. The day single people either enjoy or hate. Either you are relieved you don’t have to spend money on gifts or going out “How to Talk to Your Crush 101”
Harassment in the Tri-College Area
Recently on the campuses of the tri-college community, there have been multiple claims of student harassment. In a listserv sent by North Dakota State, campus police “Harassment in the Tri-College Area”