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I am a rock. I am an island (of cool. The only cool thing in Brookings, S.D.). I am a rock. Sorry. I get all “Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down”

The National Football League is notorious for bad ideas about the rule changes. Most of that is in the fault of the Commissioner Roger Goodell. “NFL Changes Make the Game Better”

It’s official: purse dogs are out and fancy cats are in. The biggest trend in fashion right now isn’t athleisure, bodysuits or pastels; it’s coordinating “Fargo Fashion | Match Your Cat”

In light of massive budget cuts, North Dakota State Provost Beth Ingram has taken a part-time position at The Pickled Parrot as a bartender, giving “Provost Ingram Fights Budget Cuts as Pickled Parrot Bartender”

Disclaimer: This is totally, 100 percent fake news. It is satire written for our annual April Fool’s edition, The Rectum. It is a joke and “The Turf Bought Out by Herd and Horns”

North Dakota’s governor and former North Dakota State student body president, Doug Burgum, has announced his candidacy in the race for student body president. Burgum “Burgum to Run for Student Body President, Again”

There once was a boy Who would only play with his toys. And would not eat his leafy greens “Your teeth will rot” His mother “Dietitian Tries Poetry”

Over the years, many prominent NDSU student-athletes have gone on to play their sport in professional leagues. Football stars Carson Wentz, Marcus Williams and Billy “Dexter Werner To Pursue New Sport”