North Dakota State’s president now knows his full name, thanks to some help from a local accountant. “I was filing my tax returns, and the “President Dean Bresciani Discovers His First Name Is Dean”
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Wellness Center to Pull Strings on Cut-offs
The wellness center has officially made the move that will save millions of people’s eyes. Over this past weekend, after the cries from some dumb “Wellness Center to Pull Strings on Cut-offs”
Bison Abroad | Mass City Exodus in Dosa Disaster
Worse than the current shortage of cash in Hyderabad ATMs, the flourishing tech city is currently experiencing its second week of Dosa shortage. In an “Bison Abroad | Mass City Exodus in Dosa Disaster”
Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down
I am a rock. I am an island (of cool. The only cool thing in Brookings, S.D.). I am a rock. Sorry. I get all “Thoughts from a Rock: Burn It Down”
NFL Changes Make the Game Better
The National Football League is notorious for bad ideas about the rule changes. Most of that is in the fault of the Commissioner Roger Goodell. “NFL Changes Make the Game Better”
Fargo Fashion | Match Your Cat
It’s official: purse dogs are out and fancy cats are in. The biggest trend in fashion right now isn’t athleisure, bodysuits or pastels; it’s coordinating “Fargo Fashion | Match Your Cat”
Provost Ingram Fights Budget Cuts as Pickled Parrot Bartender
In light of massive budget cuts, North Dakota State Provost Beth Ingram has taken a part-time position at The Pickled Parrot as a bartender, giving “Provost Ingram Fights Budget Cuts as Pickled Parrot Bartender”
The Turf Bought Out by Herd and Horns
Disclaimer: This is totally, 100 percent fake news. It is satire written for our annual April Fool’s edition, The Rectum. It is a joke and “The Turf Bought Out by Herd and Horns”