This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. Most people’s brackets are probably busted now “Men’s Basketball Upsets UConn 71-65 in Round One of March Madness”
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Group of NDSU Athletes Qualify for Olympics
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. Throughout the men’s and women’s successful seasons, “Group of NDSU Athletes Qualify for Olympics”
Student Loses Place in Line for Heart Transplant Due to Too Many Emails
The biggest complaint that NDSU students have had lately is the influx of emails being delivered every day. Often students get up in the morning “Student Loses Place in Line for Heart Transplant Due to Too Many Emails”
Who will win the 2024 election?
People I think should be president This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I “Who will win the 2024 election?”
Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions
Modern problems require ancient solutions This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know “Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions”
Dirt is Underrated
My favorite substance of all time. This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This “Dirt is Underrated”
NDSU Announces New Sport Being Added For Fall 2025
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special April Fools edition. We all grew up playing it; it’s “NDSU Announces New Sport Being Added For Fall 2025 “
Coming Soon…
The films of the future While I don’t practice santeria; I do, in fact, have a crystal ball. And I’ve used it to gaze into “Coming Soon…”