Author’s Note: This article was written for The Spectrum’s April Fools edition. McDonald’s is not healthy food. Harmful side effects may occur with frequent consumption “Food Review: McDonald’s”
Category: The Rectum
Best 2025 Summer Plans!
Author’s Note: This article is completely satirical. Please do not try these things. Summer of 2025—I’m sure everyone is getting ready and looking forward to “Best 2025 Summer Plans!”
NDSU Student Wins Presidential “End-DEI” Award
Congratulations to Hugh Jassol! This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This last month, “NDSU Student Wins Presidential “End-DEI” Award”
The Best Fashion Trends
A stylish trip down memory lane, whether you like it or not This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual “The Best Fashion Trends”
How to Beat Social Anxiety
Win friends, impress your family, and be the life of the party This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual “How to Beat Social Anxiety”
How to Make Friends Who Will Love You Forever
Author’s Note: This article is completely satirical. Please don’t actually follow this advice. Making friends can be hard to do. We all encounter dozens of “How to Make Friends Who Will Love You Forever”
Bring Me The Head of Lucas Freeberg!
This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. “A Menace”, “Curly-Haired Looney”, many call him. “Bring Me The Head of Lucas Freeberg!”
Professors are Secretly Aliens
What your professors aren’t telling you This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. Do “Professors are Secretly Aliens”