This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectrum special, April Fools edition. Shocking news this week as North Dakota “BREAKING: NDSU Fires Men’s Basketball Coach David Richman After 11 seasons, Hires MSUM’s Tim Bergstraser”
Category: Men’s Basketball
“The Darik Dissette Game” Bison Men Defeat ‘Yotes 82-78 in Regular Season Finale
The final game of the regular season for the North Dakota State men’s basketball team would be against the Coyotes of South Dakota. Heading into ““The Darik Dissette Game” Bison Men Defeat ‘Yotes 82-78 in Regular Season Finale”
Bison Men Upset SDSU, Fall at UND
at South Dakota State (2/19) The Bison would head into the toughest part of their schedule, having two rivalry games on the road in a “Bison Men Upset SDSU, Fall at UND”
Free Basketball: Bison Men Pull Out Two Overtime Wins Over Oral Roberts and Denver
vs. Oral Roberts (2/13) A must-win game for the Bison to stay in contention for a top-four seed against a struggling Oral Roberts team in “Free Basketball: Bison Men Pull Out Two Overtime Wins Over Oral Roberts and Denver”
Bison Men Split Road Trip
at Kansas City (2/6) The (5-4) Bison basketball team headed into Kansas City (2-7) in a must-win situation. The Bison entered this game as the “Bison Men Split Road Trip”
Bison Men Thumped by Jacks and Tommies
South Dakota State (1/30) It was (5-2) North Dakota State vs (5-2) South Dakota State for the commanding lead of third place in the Summit “Bison Men Thumped by Jacks and Tommies”
Men’s Basketball Defeats UND 87-82, NDSU Sweeps Doubleheader
It was a packed crowd inside the SHAC for an in-state rivalry between (8-14) UND and (15-6) NDSU. Don’t be fooled by the record; UND “Men’s Basketball Defeats UND 87-82, NDSU Sweeps Doubleheader”
Men’s Basketball Wins a Slugfest and a Blowout to Improve to 4-2 in Summit League Play
vs. Kansas City (1/16) The first men’s basketball game at the SHAC with the students back on campus for the 2025 season was this past “Men’s Basketball Wins a Slugfest and a Blowout to Improve to 4-2 in Summit League Play”