October is my favorite month. You have the perfect not too hot, not too cold weather combined with the changing color of the leaves. Super “October: It Only Comes Once”
Category: Satire
Rapper Lil Xan Overdoses
Diego Leanos, also known as by his rapper name “Lil Xan,” was hospitalized Sept. 26 (almost a month ago) due to an apparent overdose. His “Rapper Lil Xan Overdoses”
Choose Apple Cinnamon for America
We’re almost two full years into making America great again, and yet the pumpkin spice trend is still going strong. This is a slap to “Choose Apple Cinnamon for America”
An Impassioned Defense of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
As you can probably tell by the subtly shorter days and marginally more depressing weather, summer is over and autumn fast approaches. This could “An Impassioned Defense of the Pumpkin Spice Latte”
Album of the Month – September
It’s time for this monthly bit again. There was a lot of good music dropped in the month of September. I struggled to find a “Album of the Month – September”
NDSU Students Prep for Unemployment Expo
Spirits are high and collars pressed as Billy Bison preps for his big day tomorrow. Of course, Mr. Bison is going to the biannual North “NDSU Students Prep for Unemployment Expo”
Petition to Make the Sun Move Slower
Every time I look up, that slimeball sun has moved farther along the sky. Every time I go to bed, that gaseous goon races “Petition to Make the Sun Move Slower”
Perk Up Your Morning Quicker Than Coffee
I hate morning classes. I don’t know anyone who enjoys them. However, sometimes classes we have to take are only offered in the morning. Yeah, “Perk Up Your Morning Quicker Than Coffee”