NDSU gets left on read hundreds of times following the behavior of a disgruntled employee In shocking news today, North Dakota State has accidentally emailed “NDSU Embarrassed, as Office of Admissions ‘Accidentally’ Reaches Back Out to Ex-Prospective Students”
Category: Satire
Football Team Receives White House Invite
Why we would be dumb not to accept it The North Dakota State football team has been invited to be honored at the White House “Football Team Receives White House Invite”
Tinder Do’s and Don’ts
For all the app’s users, how to swipe effectively *Based on real life experience* Do: Make them laugh: Put a joke in your bio. Post “Tinder Do’s and Don’ts”
Class on Friday?
How the university messed up I realize we have had many days canceled due to weather in the past couple weeks, but classes should have “Class on Friday?”
Super Bowl Aftermath
Like every other American, the Super Bowl is one of my favorite days of the year. It’s an excuse to eat an excessive amount of “Super Bowl Aftermath”
College is Expensive, Here’s Some Help
The North Dakota Student Association has identified grants and funding for a free online textbook program. This was one of three legislative priorities for the “College is Expensive, Here’s Some Help”
New Year, But What’s Changed?
It’s finally 2019, and everyone is writing down their New Year’s resolutions. Some resolutions will last longer than others, while some will be ruined immediately “New Year, But What’s Changed?”
The Female Target
This first week back on campus there are many aspects of student life I am so glad to be a part of again, and then “The Female Target”