A look into the new dating app strictly for NDSU students Dean Bresciani recently announced NDSU’s plans to release a new dating app specifically for “Breed the Herd; the dating app taking campus by storm”
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Weekly Horoscope
Get to know your sign and change your behavior Aries Known as the off-brand Leo, Aries are often seen as the most annoying fire sign. “Weekly Horoscope”
Food from the Earth
Organic all natural cookies I have been perfecting this recipe for years now and I finally feel it is good enough to share. Do not “Food from the Earth”
How to ruin Thanksgiving
A guide to a much more entertaining holiday We all know the trope about how family holidays can be; the big fights, overturned dinner plates, “How to ruin Thanksgiving”
Halloween is the sexiest holiday
The definitive list of holidays by sex-appeal I know the question on everyone’s mind these days: What makes a holiday sexy? — No? This hasn’t “Halloween is the sexiest holiday”
Are you really pro-life?
If you are, you should be just as outraged about children locked in cages as you are about abortions The topic of female bodily autonomy “Are you really pro-life?”
I want a trade away from The Spectrum
After three years, it is time for a change The last three years have been a hell of a ride. Between the road trips to “I want a trade away from The Spectrum”
NDSU football team welcomed to White Castle by president
President Trump fumbles briefings and causes Twitter backlash All of North Dakota feels honored as the 45th president, Donald Trump, has welcomed the North Dakota “NDSU football team welcomed to White Castle by president”