This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. “A Menace”, “Curly-Haired Looney”, many call him. “Bring Me The Head of Lucas Freeberg!”
Author: Mason Solo
Artistic Heirlooms and Physical History
Where have they gone? A couple of months ago, with national bustle and infinite online discourse, Spotify Wrapped was released. Digitally gift-wrapped and brightly animated, “Artistic Heirlooms and Physical History”