Week 001: What does NDSU need? Yes, you! Welcome to our newest column, where every week I pose one question to randomly selected students I “What are YOU thinking?”
Author: Marie Sayler
Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions
Modern problems require ancient solutions This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. I know “Let’s Sacrifice Congress to Lions”
Dirt is Underrated
My favorite substance of all time. This article is satirical and fake. It is a part of our annual Rectum special April Fools edition. This “Dirt is Underrated”
“Days of Girlhood” is fine, you guys are just transphobic
Some thoughts on Dylan Mulvaney’s recent single Last week, influencer Dylan Mulvaney joined the ranks of so many internet personalities and began her music career, ““Days of Girlhood” is fine, you guys are just transphobic”
Make Bad Art!
In defense of creation for creation’s sake The creation of art is an essential aspect of human behavior. All the way back to cave paintings, “Make Bad Art!”
GET OFF YOUR PHONE!
Escaping the echo chamber Dear readers, I come to you once more as your loyal adventurer, trying new things so that you don’t have to. “GET OFF YOUR PHONE!”
I’m Sick of Taylor Swift
And it’s still not because she’s a woman The last time I wrote about Taylor Swift, I did so from a pretty charitable perspective. While “I’m Sick of Taylor Swift”
How to Get the Girl
A guide to making dating suck less This past year or so has been the first time in my life that I’ve been single and “How to Get the Girl”