Author: Grant Gloe

I love dogs. They’re furry balls of unconditional love. The same parts of their brains become active when they see us as when we see “Allergies: My Immune System is a Child”

Today in the Opinion section, I’m going to be telling you yours: you don’t like burnt marshmallows. There are three ideas in this life that “Fight the Lies: Nobody Likes Burnt Marshmallows”

Humans do a lot of weird stuff and call it socially acceptable. Some of this stuff, like child beauty pageants and blaming teachers for your “Neckties: The Lazy Scarf”

I can already hear the rustling of jimmies campus wide at the mere mention of the greatest food microwaved this side of the Mississippi. Well, “The Applebee’s Defense”

Mobile games were originally things like solitaire and pong. Now they’re a way to build stature in a global community until a 13-year-old in East Asia “Former Governor Arnie Can Do Whatever He Wants”

Society thinks just because a near century passes, people are somehow different. They aren’t. If you think back, I’m sure you can draw some connections between “Early 20th Century: Times Have Changed, but People Still Suck”

From gravitational waves to the EM drive, I love staying on top of science. An innate passion for explaining the unexplained has driven man to “Sandwich Science: Secrets Unveiled”

I’m generally a levelheaded guy, but small, obscure things will drive me up a goddamn wall. The penultimate example of my petty resentment belongs to “What’s Wrong with Wrong Way Signs”