It’s a familiar scenario, isn’t it? It’s a couple minutes to the hour and your professor has yet to show. Your mind runs wild. You’re “Those Five Minutes of Wondering”
Author: Grant Gloe
It Was a Graveyard Smash!
Have you ever wanted a nice evening with a punch, high schoolers and camaraderie? But wait, you have a pit of rage in your stomach “It Was a Graveyard Smash!”
Dealing With Roommate Lovin’ Time in 3 Easy Steps
Oh man guys, this is my specialty. When I lived in in the dorms last year, my roommate’s girlfriend was essentially our third roommate. I “Dealing With Roommate Lovin’ Time in 3 Easy Steps”
Super Bowl LI: The Movie
I don’t pay attention to sports movies often, or sports in general, but this whole “Super Bowl LI” movie was getting a lot of buzz. “Super Bowl LI: The Movie”
Racquetball Stress Relief
It’s a month into the semester and you haven’t committed aggravated assault on someone in the deli who looks vaguely like your professor. Well done. Though “Racquetball Stress Relief”
Grant’s Dining Center Hijinks
This week I’m going to share a story from my freshmen year. It involves crime, deceit and dining center equipment so strap in kiddos. Back “Grant’s Dining Center Hijinks”
Gotta Go: The Plastic Water Prison
We’ve all heard the statements. “Plastic is killing the environment.” ” Fish are choking on six-pack rings.” “The ocean is 80 percent plastic.” There’s no “Gotta Go: The Plastic Water Prison”
Trump’s Size in the News Again
As you’ve probably seen in the news, either on TV or the parts of this paper you skipped over to reach this nugget of comedy, “Trump’s Size in the News Again”