Whoa have you seen this thing. I touch the screen and boom, it’s like I touched a button on a Blackberry.

Although we all can agree that a Blackberry is an amazing looking phone for any attractive dad, we can all also agree that the thought of one-button is amazing.

Also it is obvious that Apple has realized an amazing thing. We, the consumers, are stupid.

Pretty much, I can’t wait to buy the same thing next year! Is this how addiction starts?

Hi, my name is Billy Bison and I am here to review the first iPhone because you know, it is 2007 and the iPhone is going to change the world.

As an average North Dakota State student I am for sure you are asking yourself, “Hey Billy, why should I drop my Nokia brick phone in exchange for this shiny $400 new phone?”

I would first say, don’t drop the Nokia. Los Angeles can’t handle another earthquake.

All joking aside, I would say drop it like it is hot because this is the way of the future.

Buy into the fad, or you will be left in the dust you grandpa.

My first few days with the iPhone have been amazing. Not only does it give me the feeling that I am a revolutionary amongst idiots, but I also feel like I got an iPhone before it was cool (the starting of an Apple hipster, dear lord).

Today not only was I able to take my music with me in my pocket without an iPod, which is just too small and not touchscreeny enough for my liking, but I was also able to check my email. Whoa, wow, what a year to be alive, am I right?

Email on the go is going to seriously change the world. Not that I ever would, but I could send an email while peeing. Ah, the world of possibilities is opened before us.

Of course playing with your phone in the bathroom will never actually catch on. Imagine all the gross germs

My professors are noticing that I am one of the most connected students in the history of NDSU. My peers might as well be sending smoke signals. Also, I love that it sends with every email, “sent from my iPhone.” If they don’t get a “sent from my iPhone” tag they might think I’m poor. What? Did you send that from your Nokia brick phone? No I sent it from my iPhone, that is going to be a paperweight in about two years.

Also music. What an experience. Before I had to carry around my music in an iPod, now I get to carry it around in my phone. What an idea. Phones, being MP3 players, what an idea Mr. Jobs.