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Tag: Satire
North Dakota State University to become Yeehaw University
President Dean Bresciani, Sen. Kevin Cramer participate in unanimous vote In a recent meeting between North Dakota State President Dean Bresciani, the NDUS school board “North Dakota State University to become Yeehaw University”
Middle-Class White Male Concludes Discrimination Doesn’t Exist
Dear readers, Today’s update is sure to bring peace of mind to any women and minorities reading my work. I am delighted to inform you “Middle-Class White Male Concludes Discrimination Doesn’t Exist”
Science Found to be Accurate Regardless of Personal Beliefs
Dear readers, I bring you a story that is sure to send waves through each and every aspect of American life. Despite our noble, proud ability “Science Found to be Accurate Regardless of Personal Beliefs”
Student Body Elections are Nearly Over!
Dear readers, A light has appeared at the end of the tunnel. If you are reading this, we have entered the last day of voting “Student Body Elections are Nearly Over!”
Sanders Finds Reagan, Embraces Conservatism
Dear readers, Today I have the singular pleasure of bringing you my favorite kind of story: a tale of redemption. A redemption so pure and “Sanders Finds Reagan, Embraces Conservatism”
GOP Presidential Nominee Selected by Gladiatorial Combat
Dear readers, The tale I bring today is certainly a dark one, but it must be shared. I recently had the cursed opportunity to witness “GOP Presidential Nominee Selected by Gladiatorial Combat”
Jeb! Bush Offered Deanship of College of Business
Dear readers, I come to you today with more exciting news. My sources within the College of Business have revealed the long search for a “Jeb! Bush Offered Deanship of College of Business”