There once was a boy

Who would only play with his toys.

And would not eat his leafy greens

“Your teeth will rot”

His mother warned

“And the girls won’t give you a thought”

But the poor boy didn’t listen

And the girls wouldn’t kiss him

Because he had bad nutrition

Finally the boy did listen

And worked on his nutrition

To grow big and strong

He can thank good nutrition

And his dietitian

‘Cause now the girls think he is bitchin’