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Category: Variety
Infamous Wonka Experience Strikes Again
Most people are probably already quite familiar with the infamous Glasgow Willy Wonka experience. For a short time, it was difficult to be active on “Infamous Wonka Experience Strikes Again”
No Joke: The Origins of April Fool’s Day
The funny holiday has French roots Author’s Note: Research is credited to the French Moments webpage, Travel France Online and French Together. April Fool’s Day, “No Joke: The Origins of April Fool’s Day”
Trisha Paytas Reveals Another Surprise On the Way
On November 21, renowned singer, Trisha Paytas, announced through a series of Instagram photos captioned “Thankful” that she and her husband, Israeli artist Moses Hacmon, “Trisha Paytas Reveals Another Surprise On the Way”
Student Health Services
How to maintain health and wellness on campus As most of you may know, being on campus can be a cesspool of illness. Being crammed “Student Health Services”
Coffee Review Series: Scooter’s Coffee
Hello, Bison! It has been a minute since I did a coffee review, so here we go! Today, I chose a coffee shop that is “Coffee Review Series: Scooter’s Coffee”
Concert Review: Journey
As a musician at heart, live music will always be a win — whether I know the artist or not. With most of the concerts “Concert Review: Journey”
Album Review: “Coming Home” by Usher
Very few artists have had the kind of monumental success that Usher has. With a dream run of super-successful albums, particularly from 1997 with “My “Album Review: “Coming Home” by Usher”