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The National Football League is notorious for bad ideas about the rule changes. Most of that is in the fault of the Commissioner Roger Goodell. News flash Goodell: We don’t like Thursday Night Football you Donald Trump looking ass with…

Fargo Fashion | Match Your Cat

It’s official: purse dogs are out and fancy cats are in. The biggest trend in fashion right now isn’t athleisure, bodysuits or pastels; it’s coordinating outfits for you and your cat. Dog owners can put their pooches in cute…

  Dear Editor: It’s been a challenge, but for the past two months I’ve tried to raise the bar for cheap eating, and for those of you who aren’t seasoned grocery shoppers, here are a few things I’ve learned…

Disclaimer: This is totally, 100 percent fake news. It is satire written for our annual April Fool’s edition, The Rectum. It is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. A campus favorite drinking hole, The Turf, has…

North Dakota’s governor and former North Dakota State student body president, Doug Burgum, has announced his candidacy in the race for student body president. Burgum formally announced his campaign Monday, after granting himself admission and enrollment to NDSU through…

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Dietitian Tries Poetry

There once was a boy Who would only play with his toys. And would not eat his leafy greens “Your teeth will rot” His mother warned “And the girls won’t give you a thought” But the poor boy didn’t…

Over the years, many prominent NDSU student-athletes have gone on to play their sport in professional leagues. Football stars Carson Wentz, Marcus Williams and Billy Turner have made it to the NFL, to name a few. So too have…

North Dakota State’s Research and Technology Park underwent a severe technical malfunction Monday, causing a tyrannosaurus rex to escape. The T-Rex is part of ongoing NDSU cattle research, in finding out how different cuts of beef affect the growth…