LAURA ELLEN BRANDJORD | Graphic While most students used the recent snowstorms as an excuse to skip classes and binge Netflix, one group of computer programming students filled the time creating a new snowboarding video game. Set in the…

Student Body President Resigns

North Dakota State Student Body President Master Weasel said he will resign from the position to pursue a career in the goat milking industry. Weasel said he has always dreamt of moving to a farm with at least 32…

North Dakota State students are pushing for a research study where students are to use Cambridge University data to develop a quick-thinking test for new athletics recruits. This can be a good thing used for all sports here at…

NDSU dining centers are making a change to their menu to embrace the love Midwesterners have for ranch. Due to high demand starting March 30, the dining centers will be serving more entrees with ranch. Dining services had noticed…

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Too Good at Their Job

Editors at The Spectrum began a protest Sunday, March 25, claiming that their pieces weren’t appropriate for public viewing because they were “too good” at their jobs. “All we’re saying is that our pieces are just too edgy and…

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NDSU Says No to Noise

North Dakota State has passed a rule to ban ATVs, dirt bikes and other annoying forms of transport from campus in a preemptive move to bring down noise this summer. The rule change comes at a time when many…

Hastings Out, Jonasson In

In a shocking move, The Spectrum has decided to fire current Editor-in-Chief Jack Hastings following recent backlash that apparently hurt his feelings. Taking over his place will be Opinion Editor Erik Jonasson II. This move has some people happy,…

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Millennials Killing NDSU

As the millennial generation erases industries and products, their murderous tendencies have begun to creep into North Dakota State. From chain restaurants like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee’s to napkins, serial millennials have been on a spree to take…