PHOTO COURTESY | JACK HASTINGS Lady Pancakes will be performing at sometime, somewhere to be determined on campus for meal passes. The Memorial Union has “Performers Take Over Memorial Union”
Category: The Rectum
Our satire articles all gathered together in one hilarious place.
We The Screwed
BILLBOARD/YOUTUBE | Photo Courtesy A spokesperson for Campus Attractions released a statement Wednesday revealing an error in the booking and publicity for NDSU’s annual spring “We The Screwed”
Chris Klieman Pulled Over for Driving With Too Many Championship Rings
The Brookings Police Department announced Tuesday that it made a “completely routine” traffic stop of North Dakota State football head coach Chris Klieman on Interstate “Chris Klieman Pulled Over for Driving With Too Many Championship Rings”
President Dean Bresciani? What About Dean Dean Bresciani
Most people on campus know our university’s president, Dean Bresciani. Very few, though, know about his brother — a dean — Dean Bresciani. The Rectrum “President Dean Bresciani? What About Dean Dean Bresciani”
Bison No Longer Green and Gold
Your current NDSU apparel is on a fast track to becoming NDSU memorabilia within the next few months. North Dakota State made an announcement March “Bison No Longer Green and Gold”
‘Thunderstruck’ Becomes NDSU’s Official Alma Mater
BRITTANY HOFMANN | Photo Courtesy This past week, President Dean Bresciani announced that the official alma mater of our beloved university will be changing for “‘Thunderstruck’ Becomes NDSU’s Official Alma Mater”
Paranormal Team Investigates NDSU Library
North Dakota State is not new to hauntings. From the young woman who bangs doors on the third floor of Ceres Hall to the WWII “Paranormal Team Investigates NDSU Library”
Further Look Into Student Body President Candidates
Student body elections are back, and it is time to determine which candidate will be the one to make the best and more efficient changes “Further Look Into Student Body President Candidates”