What we lack in representation, we made up for in task forces North Dakota State University will be given a national award in diversity this “NDSU wins national diversity award”
Category: The Rectum
Our satire articles all gathered together in one hilarious place.
Eat the rich? Well, now you can!
I would like to cordially invite you to attend the event next Thursday in the Century Theatre at 8:00 p.m. to consume the flesh of “Eat the rich? Well, now you can!”
Why you should litter more often
Trash came from elements of nature, so it should be given right back It seems impossible today to walk down the street without finding some “Why you should litter more often”
Why North Dakota has the most eligible men
A look-at Tinder ‘types’ will reveal all Who says North Dakota doesn’t have a fantastic variety of eligible bachelors? Certainly not me. Go ahead and “Why North Dakota has the most eligible men”
Another three courts should be added to the NDSU Wellness Center
It’s time for saving on parking tickets as well as being more fit here at NDSU You know how there is never enough room on “Another three courts should be added to the NDSU Wellness Center”
NDSU announces NDSU+
NDSU finally enters the streaming game with NDSU+ As the field of technology constantly expands and innovates it is becoming exceedingly hard to engage students. “NDSU announces NDSU+”
NDSU announces that students will have free parking on campus
No more worrying about parking tickets This has been a difficult year for people on campus and around the world. The Covid-19 pandemic has not “NDSU announces that students will have free parking on campus”
NDSU plans to change official school colors and mascot
Faculty meets to discuss the new face of NDSU and students express their opinions on the new change A big change is coming to NDSU’s “NDSU plans to change official school colors and mascot”