Fraudulent tater tot hotdish recipe forces USDA to act Some North Dakota State dining employees may be out of work for weeks since the USDA “West Dining Center shut down”
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Wellness Center to add extra weight room
Say goodbye to the basketball courts ladies and gents If you thought the Wellness Center couldn’t get any better, you thought wrong. North Dakota State “Wellness Center to add extra weight room”
No more stovetops in dining centers
Much like the wellness center, the dining centers are also making some amazing changes. You know the stovetops where you can make your own food? “No more stovetops in dining centers”
Singles for singles
You’ll be banging more than your head to this playlist For centuries, artists of all genres have been creating heartfelt love songs as they pine “Singles for singles”
Teabagging Fargo
As flood waters take Fargo by storm, other flood gates are still struggling to open As the sperm count of Fargo men continue to plummet, “Teabagging Fargo”
Briefs
The only coverage The Rectum needs Area cat goes missing, student journalist conveniently also missing In tragic news, a local Fargo feline has gone missing. “Briefs”
Spring Concert Two Way Crossing to teach students the dangers of jaywalking
Country musicians mix music and message at college campuses Jenny and Blake Marvin want college students to learn from their mistakes. “Jaywalking changed my life “Spring Concert Two Way Crossing to teach students the dangers of jaywalking”
Thundar dismissed from NDSU athletics
Beloved Bison accused of fighting hawks In a shocking turn of events, Thundar the Bison has been dismissed from North Dakota State athletics after allegations “Thundar dismissed from NDSU athletics”