PHOTO COURTESY | WIKI COMMONS Julie and Carrie, photographed above, have no idea how to care for sponges and rags. A new study out today “Failure to Wring Out: A Roommate Story”
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NDSU Bookstore to Have Flash Sale
THE SPECTRUM | ERIK JONASSON II NDSU Bookstore is going to be selling miscellaneous items now until they clean out their back garage. The North “NDSU Bookstore to Have Flash Sale”
Social Justice Warrior Achieves Goal of Ruining Thanksgiving for Rest of Family
PHOTO COURTESY | THE WHITE HOUSE The Justine’s family Thanksgiving will not be as fun as last year’s, pre-Trump. Reports from last Thursday have confirmed “Social Justice Warrior Achieves Goal of Ruining Thanksgiving for Rest of Family”
Mike Pence Kneels During National Anthem
Vice President Mike Pence (short for Michael Pencil) surrounded himself in controversy this week as he kneeled for the national anthem at a Cowboys game “Mike Pence Kneels During National Anthem”