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  Every time I look up, that slimeball sun has moved farther along the sky. Every time I go to bed, that gaseous goon races to wake me up. Every college student ends up feeling like they have a…

I hate morning classes. I don’t know anyone who enjoys them. However, sometimes classes we have to take are only offered in the morning. Yeah, it’s awful, but there are ways to adapt to this situation that no college…

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Homecoming Horoscopes

Aries: March 21-April 19 Get ready, Aries, you’re in for a treat. That person you’ve been creeping on social media? Turns out you aren’t that much of a creep because they’re creeping right back. So what are you going…

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Cats or Dogs?

There’s always controversy on what kind of pet is the best. Usually, the two contenders are dogs and cats with various others, such as birds, fish, hamsters, etc. coming after. Please allow me to explain which pet is “better.”…

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Album of the Month

This is a new segment I like to call “Album of the Month.” It’s pretty self explanatory: I’m going to be picking out an album (can be any genre of music) that I believe was the best album released…

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Diving into Dead Week

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM Finals are fast approaching, use the time wisely. You may be aware some places are stretching Earth Day into Earth Week. I think this is a great idea. One Earth Day no longer subsides my…

PHOTO COURTESY | PEXELS Don’t let the cuteness trick you, this is a stone cold killer. Eyes were crusty and my temper high, as my cat decided to attack his squeaky toy at three in the morning. This comes…