PHOTO COURTESY | FLICK.COM They may not have been at the First Thanksgiving, but this is definitely their last. It’s been almost a week since families got together, ate dinner, drove to the store, made small talk with their…

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At the Drop of a Hat

You come home one night. It’s late. You are unloading all the things you have packed away in this bag or that bag or whatever bag. It’s been a long day into a night that got the “beat me…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM Creamy cucumber folks, everything else might as well be rubbing alcohol. In this column, we specialize in one thing: being generally unprepared for life. You find something interesting when you live life like you’re deaf…

  I think that we should all take a moment and thank the people that just make life better — the people who send you home with a take-home test. These people are a reminder that not all heroes…

As we all know by now, engineers like to separate themselves from the rest of the pack. Sometimes, they like to think they’re better than everyone else. I, for one, choose to separate myself from that elitist mentality. I’d…

College food needs to meet a few criteria. For example, a monkey with a can opener taped to its hand and access to a stove should be able to accidentally make it in under 10 tries. It also needs…

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My oh my, a new Starbucks. As the clear front-runner for fast food reviews, I felt it was my duty to lump Starbucks in that quick cuisine category and dig in. I headed south of campus across the street…

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Let’s get one thing out of the way: you may know how to drive and park in whatever town you grew up in, but parking on campus is a different sort of beast. They’re gonna try to pry the cash…

We all had that one teacher growing up. The one who played by nobody’s rules but his own (and the law and the school rules if a parent complained, but mostly their own rules). They would think that a…

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How to Water a Car

Accidents happen. Exhibit A is about two inches above this text. It is also an example of how from accidents come opportunity. You just have to know how to handle them. Teaching you how to get rid of this…