Jesus Christ, look at you. It was Halloween last night, so some of you probably had a long night. Well, yesterday was Halloween, but today is Thursday. You still need to be a semi-functioning member of society. Luckily, the…

Are you uncomfortable dressing up alone? Do you like your friends and like doing things with your friends? Do you want to be a part of the cool crew around town? If any of these apply to you, I’ve…

There are a lot of articles that headline could be tacked onto. It could be about the crime rate, but the most prevalent crimes would have to do with alcohol. As North Dakota State is a dry campus, I…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICK.COM They may not have been at the First Thanksgiving, but this is definitely their last. It’s been almost a week since families got together, ate dinner, drove to the store, made small talk with their…

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At the Drop of a Hat

You come home one night. It’s late. You are unloading all the things you have packed away in this bag or that bag or whatever bag. It’s been a long day into a night that got the “beat me…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM Creamy cucumber folks, everything else might as well be rubbing alcohol. In this column, we specialize in one thing: being generally unprepared for life. You find something interesting when you live life like you’re deaf…

  I think that we should all take a moment and thank the people that just make life better — the people who send you home with a take-home test. These people are a reminder that not all heroes…

As we all know by now, engineers like to separate themselves from the rest of the pack. Sometimes, they like to think they’re better than everyone else. I, for one, choose to separate myself from that elitist mentality. I’d…

College food needs to meet a few criteria. For example, a monkey with a can opener taped to its hand and access to a stove should be able to accidentally make it in under 10 tries. It also needs…

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My oh my, a new Starbucks. As the clear front-runner for fast food reviews, I felt it was my duty to lump Starbucks in that quick cuisine category and dig in. I headed south of campus across the street…